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Questions with no answers

  • Ganondorf:

    I hunger. You two, fetch me something to eat.

  • Zant:

    .....Wait, us?

  • Ganondorf:

    Yes, so go get me some food and be quick about it!

  • Ghirahim:

    Right away, master.

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  • Zant:

    So. Quick question.

  • Ghirahim:

    Yes?

  • Zant:

    What is food?

  • Ghirahim:

    W-What...?

  • Ghirahim:

    DAMN, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

  • Zant:

    HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOD IS EITHER?

  • Ghirahim:

    I'm a freaking sword, I don't eat anything! What the hell is your excuse?!

  • Zant:

    I'm Twili, I just get all my sustenance from the Twilight!

  • Ghirahim:

    So NONE of us know what food is? Damn, Ganondorf will kill us!

  • Zant:

    Wait, let's think about this. We're both perfectly capable people, we can figure this out.

  • Ghirahim:

    Okay so food is something you "eat" right?

  • Zant:

    So in other words.... food is something that's "edible".

  • Ghirahim:

    ....So what's edible?

  • Zant:

    .......

  • Zant:

    ((Lies down on the floor))

  • Ghirahim:

    What are you doing?

  • Zant:

    Accepting my death.

  • Ghirahim:

    COME ON MAN! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP YET!

  • Zant:

    Wait hang on, didn't you serve a master who would of eaten food?

  • Ghirahim:

    Demise? He liked to catch and eat his own meals so I'm unsure what he ate....

  • Zant:

    Come on, you have to have seen SOMETHING he ate!

  • Ghirahim:

    Uh, I remember he killed this white thing and he roasted it over a fire....?

  • Zant:

    Like, that white thing over there?

  • Cucco:

    ((Waddles about))

  • Ghirahim:

    YES, THAT'S IT! THAT THING IS FOOD!

  • Zant:

    So we just need to kill it and cook it right? We're saved!

  • Ghirahim:

    Prepare to die, small white fowl!

  • Ghirahim:

    ((Attacks the cucco))

  • Zant:

    For the horde!

  • Zant:

    ((Also attacks the cucco))

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  • Zant:

    RUN FASTER DUDE, HURRY UP!

  • Ghirahim:

    DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN IN THIS SITUATION?!

  • Zant:

    WHAT SORT OF POWER DID YOUR OLD MASTER HAVE, TO TRY AND FIGHT SUCH A CREATURE?

  • Ghirahim:

    NO MORE TALKING, ONLY RUNNING NOW!

  • Zant:

    OH GOD WHY IS THIS ONE GOLD?!

  • Golden Cucco:

    ((Slams into Zant's face))

  • Ghirahim:

    ZANT NO!

  • Zant:

    SAVE ME, SAVE MEEABLLLARRGGGHHHHH!

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Zant!

  • Ghirahim:

    ZAAAANNNNNTTTT!

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  • Ganondorf:

    You have finally returned, and yet I see you are empty handed?

  • Ghirahim:

    M-My apologies master but a crisis has arised! Enemy forces have already defeated Zant!

  • Ganondorf:

    What?! Hyrulean forces have infiltrated the stronghold?!

  • Ghirahim:

    No, it's even worse than that! It's-

  • ???:

    COCK A DOODLE DO!

  • Ghirahim:

    OH GOD THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!

  • Cuccos:

    ((Break down the door and swarm in through the windows))

  • Ghirahim:

    CUCCOS! CUCCOS!

  • Ganondorf:

    Are you kidding me? They're just chickens, how hard can they be to fight?!

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  • Ganondorf:

    EVERY LAST DEMON KING FOR THEMSELVES!

  • Ghirahim:

    WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!

  • Ganondorf:

    ((Throws Ghirahim into the swarm of cuccos))

  • Ganondorf:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR MASTER!

  • Ghirahim:

    FUUUUUUUU-BLLRAGGHHHH

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Ghirahim!

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  • Impa:

    So, we'll move half our forces over this ridge towards-

  • Soldier:

    Emergency, emergency!

  • Zelda:

    What is it?

  • Soldier:

    It's Ganondorf, he's coming this way!

  • Impa:

    Impossible, no army could move so quickly!

  • Soldier:

    No, it's JUST Ganondorf but he's plowing through our forces by himself!

  • Zelda:

    Is this the might of the Triforce of Power...?

  • Ganondorf:

    ((Busts through a wall))

  • Soldier:

    OH GOD HE'S ALREADY HERE!

  • Impa:

    Back, fiend!

  • Ganondorf:

    IF I'M GOING TO DIE THEN I'M TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME!

  • Zelda:

    What?

  • Proxi:

    We're here!

  • Link:

    ((Kicks Ganondorf in the back of the head))

  • Ganondorf:

    SON OF A-... Perfect, we'll all die here together!

  • Zelda:

    What are you even talking about?

  • Soldier:

    Wait, something's coming this way! It's.... It's-

  • Cuccos:

    COCK A DOODLE DOO!

  • Soldier:

    AHHH! CUCCOS! CUCCBLLLARRGGGHHH

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Hyrulean Captain!

  • Zelda:

    WHAT THE HELL?! DID YOU RUN ALL THIS WAY HERE JUST TO HAVE US KILLED BY CUCCOS?!

  • Ganondorf:

    YES!

  • Zelda:

    ....Hey, you.

  • Impa:

    We're surrounded, what should we do?

  • Zelda:

    Impa....

  • Zelda:

    ((Places her hands on Impa's shoulders))

  • Impa:

    Yes?

  • Zelda:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR PRINCESS!

  • Zelda:

    ((Shoves Impa into the cucco swarm))

  • Impa:

    FUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • System message:

    Cucco forces have defeated Impa!

  • Zelda:

    Quick, let's escape while the cucco's are distracted!

  • Proxi:

    We can't, there's a golden cucco blocking our exit!

  • Golden Cucco:

    C̶̢͘O͜C͝͝K̨̢͜ ̡͝A̸͢ ͜͜Ḑ͜͢OO̶D̵̢LE ҉̡ḐÒ̧Ơ͘

  • Ganondorf:

    I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN, I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE!

  • Zelda:

    No wait, we have all three pieces of the Triforce here! We can use it's power to save ourselves!

  • Proxi:

    Let's do that then!

  • Zelda:

    By our powers combined....

  • Ganondorf:

    WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET!

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  • Ganondorf:

    OH DEAR GOD THE CUCCOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE TRIFORCE!

  • Zelda:

    WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?!

  • Proxi:

    Welp, this is it buddy.

  • Link:

    ?

  • Proxi:

    SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR YOUR FAIRY!

  • Link:

    !

  • Proxi:

    ((Flies away and abandons everyone))

  • Link:

    ((Flips Proxi the finger on both hands while being consumed by the swarm of cuccos))

  • Ganondorf and Zelda:

    FUUUUUUUUU-

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harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

tinydragongina:

aeedee:

I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing.  This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”.  These commercials, despite claiming Old Spice was a product for “men” and not ladies, were met with mutual appreciation from men and women, because it is:

A: Not stupid or flat in its humor or message

B: Not degrading to women

C: Genuinely funny

On top of that, these commercials featured a man that was trying to, above all else, make women happy.  He wasn’t trying to be a man because “ew being girly is dumb lol,” he was trying to be a man because “oh ladies I would love to impress you.”  And even though both of those messages are somewhat traditional ways of viewing and reinforcing gender standards and expectations, that fine line between them makes a world of difference.  Many of these pro-men campaigns are too insulting, or too small-minded, or simply not clever enough to make us “get the joke”.  But this campaign has humor that appeals to both men and women at the same time, by neither degrading nor bashing either of them.  Men can want to be like this man, and woman get to appreciate a man that is like this man. But at the same time, this campaign is too light-hearted and whimsical to hurt anyone’s feelings, so you can easily take it for the hilarious joke it is.

This campaign is not only funny, it’s clever, highly creative, intentionally over the top, and entertaining.  Everything that Dr. Pepper’s agonizing “Why don’t women get the joke about our manly soda?” campaign is not.

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damnwyverngems:

bleached-ink:

The Monster Hunter All Stars! 

Just thought I’d make a masterpost of the main current logos (excluding sub species), it’s nice to see them all together and pretty crazy to think I actually made all these, I never thought I’d get this far!

I’ll start doing more of these soon, needed to take a break from it for a while.

Just take a look on his Redbubble for tshirts, hoodies, stickers, pillows, posters..Look at it & GO BARUBARÉ DEFENDERS!

._. Which one do I pick?!

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kushandwizdom:

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stevensweatshirt:

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poeticdarkbeauty:

youngblackandvegan:

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

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it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

The best post i’ve ever seen. Wow.

Better than the Monobear version

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